Best of Autocorrect
I got to “Dad” and had to scroll down and reblog for a break because I laughed so hard I nearly threw up twice.
“Killing her seems a bit harsh”
“Killing her seems a bit harsh”
I’m crying
T.G.I.Fibromyalgia!
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This dog just curls up to go to sleep on this duck.
I usually expect to see weird things on any given day…but a husky puppy casually falling asleep on a content-looking duck threw me off my rhythm.
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“My philosophy is whatever you do, you’ve got to invest in yourself. If you don’t, there are a lot of people out there who will get the job because they’re more prepared than you. “
Karl Urban appreciation post
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How are penguins not extinct?
I am in tears omg
whoever timed the film to the music is fucking brilliant this is gorgeous and oh my god i know they’re made of a lot of fat/blubber but this gave me like seven heart attacks
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Everyday I’m thankful that they turned Mr. Goblin Man, into this little hot tamale with a attitude. He is so pretty.
ALSO so obvie Reno and axel are literally the same person. BUT chain of memories came out first, BEFORE advent children. So does that mean, they were in production at the same time, and they just quinton Flynn for both, and decided they needed to look like each other.
Like come on. It’s the same man
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scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker’s power: hey if u want man we could get tiny and just like hang out, i don’t know if you’ve ever been in a lego castle but it’s pretty sweet
peter parker: u have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer down is causing me but,
Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can’t shrink: oh okay no biggee, we’ll just make the LEGO castle big
Peter, ready to cry from joy: do you like Star Wars? Because I have a replica… and my friend Ned and I got it to fly…
Scott Lang, a mechanical engineer and nerd: kid you are my people
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This was wonderfully hilarious
Working video link: https://youtu.be/5WTkJHHF4B4
this is like the ideal job
This is just an average preschool.
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“Thirteen months to the day since Gandalf sent us on our long journey, we found ourselves looking upon a familiar sight. We were home. How do you pick up the threads of an old life? How do you go on, when in your heart you begin to understand… there is no going back? There are some things that time cannot mend… some hurts that go too deep… that have taken hold.”
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) dir. Peter Jackson
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